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    Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.

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    He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"

    Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."
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