Assicons

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    We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

    Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
    Here it goes:

    (_!_) a regular ass

    (__!__) a fat ass

    (!) a tight ass

    (_*_) an ass hole

    {_!_} a swishy ass

    (_o_) an ass that's been around

    (_()_) kiss my ass

    (_X_) leave my ass alone

    (_zzz_) a tired ass

    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

    (_?_) Dumb Ass
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