I Wanna Play President

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    Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi chomping on her piece of gum.

    "Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor?"

    Johnny lets out a puff of smoke, "Nah, that's too old fashioned."

    Johnny takes another drag, "Spit out your gum, I wanna play President."
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