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    After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, she jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home.

    Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs."

    On their next date, Carl returned to the country road. As they were kissing passionately, Carl slid his hand up Mary's skirt. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home.

    Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs."

    On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. This time, Mary didn't get home until very late.

    That night, she wrote in her diary, "There comes a time when even the best of friends must part."
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