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Our Santa gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What`s up?" he says.
"I m having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Balvinder is hiding in your closet and he`s got no clothes on!"
Our Santa slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You bastard," says Santa, "my wife is having a heart attack and you`re running around naked scaring the kids!"
- Drinks and condom... There`s an Englishman, Scotsman and Santa all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says: 'I was cleaning my daughter s room the other day & I found a... - Disease? Santa went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. Santa took off his...
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Medical test... Santa and Banta were sitting outside a medical clinic. Santa was crying, tears were pouring down his face. Banta asked the reason for crying, and after listening the reason he himself started crying. Reason ?? Read it . -
Cycle and Car... Santa goes to a bar in London for a couple of drinks. As he is sitting alone and drinking, he notices a sexy woman sitting in a corner, alone and staring at him. At first he tries to ignore her, but the sight of her huge boobs... - Destructive child! A kid was playing with his newly bought play train. After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train and shouted, 'Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!'
Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again..