A sudden change of mind!

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    My Dearest Susan,
    Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me?

    You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you.

    I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.

    Yours always and truly,
    George

    P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
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