| There are four types of sex in a marriage: Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, in the kitchen. Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you." Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced and your wife fucks you in front of everyone in court. |