It's a Small World

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    Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace.

    Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back.

    His boss asks what the problem is.

    "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe.

    Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around.

    Joe asked, "What's wrong?"

    "It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired."
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