| 1. Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |