Partner Swapping!

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    Two couples went on a vacation together. One of the men stated, "Our sex life has become routine and fairly predictable, don't you ever get tired of your wife?"

    "I know exactly what you mean, I wonder if our wives will consent to swapping."

    Much to their amazement the women consented to the arrangement. Early the next morning the husbands compared notes.

    "How was it?"

    "Wonderful, I haven't had this much fun in ages!"

    "Me, too. Now let's go see how the ladies made out."
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