Newly Married Bride

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    Once a mother-in-law explaining the working of her house to her newly married Daughter-in-law.

    She said, "I am the home minister as well as the finance minister of this house. Your Father in law is the Foreign minister of this house. My son, that is your husband, heads the ministry of demand and supply and my daughter that is your husband's sister, runs the planning & development ministry........!!!

    "Now you tell which ministry would you like to run.......?????"

    The daughter -in-law with a smile instantly replied, "Well, dear mother in law I will be running the OPPOSITION!!!!!!!"
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