| A blonde woman went to see a Doctor, complaining of an upset stomach. The Doctor asked, "What did you have for dinner last night?" "Oysters," she replied. "Were the oysters fresh?" asked the doctor. "How should I know?" said the lady. "Well," asked the doctor, "couldn't you tell when you took off the shells?" "Oh my god," gasped the lady. "Are you supposed to take off the shells?" |