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    Preeto went to see a psychiatrist about her husband Santa (he wouldn't go with her).

    "Doctor, my husband has this problem. Almost every night now he's dreaming he's a refrigerator!"

    "My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual..."

    Preeto leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence, "But you see doctor it is also a problem for me! Santa sleeps with his mouth open and his little light keeps me awake!"
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