| An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem. "It's horrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "Yes, doctor," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a 20 minutes in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said, `I mean do you take anything?" "Naturally," she answered, "I take a book." |