| Santa sets up Banta to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Banta is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Banta, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry." Santa says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout Aaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack." So that night, Banta knocks at Shirleys door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. Banta's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaauuuggghhh!" |