Shortage Of Parachutes!

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    A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the Pope, and a pilot were on a plane.

    The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.

    The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.

    The pope told the brunette to take the last one.

    The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"
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