Women are the best vehicles!

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    Women are the best vehicles in the world because:

    2 beautiful headlights in the front.

    2 great bumpers at the back.

    Self-lubricating when hot.

    Finger touch ignition.

    Automatic engine oil change every month.

    Any type of piston fits.

    Multiple seating styles & adjustments.

    Great accessories.

    Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.

    That's why men are dying to own one.
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