| How to identify the city you are in... Scenario 1: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on... That's MUMBAI. Scenario 2: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up... That's DELHI. Scenario 3: Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says, "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." That's PUNE. Scenario 4: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there. That's AHEMDABAD. Scenario 5: Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are in PUNJAB. Scenario 6: Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them. You are in WASSEYPUR. Last Scenario: Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends. You are definitely in GOA. |