| A preacher decided to call on a member of his church one Friday night, but arrived to find a party in full swing. On entering the house, he saw a circle of naked men with blindfolded women moving from man to man, fondling their genitals in an attempt to guess their identity. The embarrassed preacher turned to the host and said, "I'm sorry, I don't think I'd fit in here right now." "Nonsense," said the host. "Your name's been called three times already!" |