| A guy and his girlfriend are walking home from the bar one night and start having sex up against a fence. Suddenly the fence gives way and they both fall into a garden. The owner of the house comes out, looks at them and says, "You're gonna pay for that!" The guy says to his girlfriend, "What do you think, wanna go halves on the cost?" "Why should I pay?" says his girlfriend. "I was pushing the other way!" |