| Sitting in the bar a man asked his friend, "You're 40 years old. How come you are not married?" His friend replied, "I just haven't found the right woman yet." The man then asked, "What's the right woman like?" The friend thought for a moment and said, "She's got to be real pretty, loves to fuck and suck, occasionally take it straight up the ass, be a good cook and housekeeper. She also has to have a really good personality, lots of money and a big house." The first man snorted, "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU" His friend answered, "That's OK, I don't give a shit if she's crazy" |