| A man goes to his doctor for his physical and is then sent to a Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the doctor is a very attractive young female Urologist. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, and while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99." The guy obeys and says, "99!" The doctor says, "Great! Now turn over onto your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99" Again, the guy says "99." The doctor says, "Very good. Now then... I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand, I'm going to hold on to your penis. Now... take a deep breath and say, 99." The guy begins, "One ... Two .... Three .........." |