| The Jealous husband: My wife, where are you? Wife: At home love. Husband: Are you sure? Wife: Yes. Husband : Turn on the blender Wife: (turns blender on) Rrrreeereeeereeee... Husband: Ok my love goodbye. Another day... Jealous husband: My wife, where are you? Wife: At home love. Husband: Are you sure? Wife: Yes. Husband: Turn on the blender. Wife: (turns blender on) Rrreeereeeereeee... Husband: Ok my love goodbye. The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him, "Son where is your mother?" Son: "I do not know, she went out with blender... |