| Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed pistol at her husband. Huband: Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography last night My Experiments with Truth. He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same. Wife: What was the result? Husband: I realised that I'm not a Mahatma! |