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    Smith went on a date in a brand new Range Rovers Sport ride with his new girlfriend of 1 month....

    Smith: I have been hiding a secret from you and I think you'll break up with me if I tell you the truth.

    Girl : What is that my love ?

    Smith: Am already married and have 3 kids....

    Girl: (Pat him on the lap and hissed) You scared a Hell out of me... I thought you wanted to say this beautiful car is not yours....
  • The Definition of Slow! Santa was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job center he was offered work at the local Zoo. When he arrived for his first day...
  • Where are You? The Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?
    Wife: At home love.
    Husband: Are you sure...
  • Dumb or Smart? Little Johnny enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you...
  • Romantic Dinner! On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced...
  • Cheating with us! Distance from Chandigarh to Delhi = 260 kms
    Distance from Delhi to Chandigarh...
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