Well Behaved Kids!

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    A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions.

    "Professionally employed?" he asked.

    "We're a military family," the wife answered.

    "Children?"

    "Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve," she answered proudly.

    "Animals?"

    "Oh, no," she said earnestly. "They're very well behaved."
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    Pappu: Amritsar.
    Teacher: No Pappu...
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  • Where are You? The Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?
    Wife: At home love.
    Husband: Are you sure...
  • Dumb or Smart? Little Johnny enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you...
  • Romantic Dinner! On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced...
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