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    Banta has been admiring his neighbor's wife. The neighbor's wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Banta didn't know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires because she's married. So, one day the lady herself approached Banta alone in his apartment.

    Banta: Hi.

    Lady: Hi.

    Banta: Is everything alright?

    Lady: Yes. Just need little help from you (Smiling seductively).

    Banta: Wow! Anything for the angel.

    Lady: I...I...I...jusĀ­t don't know how to say this. I'll be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.

    Banta: Oh my lady, you don't have to. I am ready to do anything for you.

    Lady: You know, it's been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled.

    Banta: Yes! Yes! Yes!

    Lady: And even when he's around, he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities.

    Banta: Oh poor you. You must have been going through hell!

    Lady: I know you'll be stronger than him.

    Banta: Sure.

    Lady: Can you help me?

    Banta: Wow! Now? Sure, I'm ready if you are ready.

    Lady: Oh thank goodness! That's why I came to you. Can you help me carry our deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?
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