| An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed, "Lissin a me... I wanna you to taka my chrome plated 38 calibre revolver so you always remember me." The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But Grandpa, I really donna lika guns. Howz about you leave me you ROLEX watch instead?" Gasping for the air, the old man answers with snarl in his voice, "Shuddup and lissin! Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybe... a couple of bambinos." After a slight pause to catch his breath, he continues, "Somma a day you gonna comma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man... Whaddya gonna do then... pointa to your ROLEX and say: Time's up?!?!" |