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    There were two secretaries that worked at this very large company. They didn't know one another very well, but were friendly at work.

    It was vacation time and they stood before the vacation schedule to see when they had time off. They noticed that their vacation days were the same. Both were single, so after discussing their plans, they decided they could save money on a trip by going together.

    They chose an exotic island getaway and on the way there, they soon discovered all they had in common. After a long flight, they checked into their single bed room and decided to call it a night.

    As they laid in bed, the one girl leaned close to the other, placed her arm around her seductively and said, "I really need to tell you something and I'm going to be frank..."

    Suddenly, the other girl raised up and said, "NO, I want to be Frank!"
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