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    Since Preeto is eight months into her pregnancy, Santa has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while.

    Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him & sees the poor guy curls up on the floor; eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire... Feeling sorry for Santa, she opens the drawer, takes out 500 bucks & gives it to him.

    "Here, take this & go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight and remember that this happens only once... ok? Don't think about it again," she said.

    Santa rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, grabs the money & leaves quickly.

    A few minutes later, he returned & handed the money back to Preeto and spoke with much disappointment, "She said this is not enough. She wants one thousand..."

    Preeto's face slowly turns red with anger, "Damn that bitch, when she was pregnant & her husband came over here I charged him only five hundreds." Santa collapsed !!!
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