| Doctor returns to his clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients. Santa: 1st patient came with headache. I gave him Saridon. Doctor: Good Job. Santa: 2nd with running nose and I gave him Coldarin. Doctor: Good job again! Santa: 3rd patient was a lady. She took-off her clothes on the bed, opened her legs and said, "Help me, I have not seen a Man for last 5 months". Surprised Doctor,"What did you do then"? Santa: I put Ciplox eye drops in her eyes. |