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    A priest was preparing a dying man for his 'long day's journey into night'.

    Whispering firmly, the priest says, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil."

    The dying man says nothing.

    The priest repeats his order again.

    Still, the dying man says nothing.

    The priest asks, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

    The dying man replies, "Until I know exactly where I'm headed, I don't think it's such a good idea to aggravate anybody just yet."
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