| A little boy attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down horse's legs, bum and chest. After a few minutes, the boy asked, "Dad, why are you doing that..?" His father replied, "Because when we are buying horses, we have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before we buy." Boy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think, the next door neighbour wants to buy Mom!" |