| A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size as they were too loose & floppy. She insisted that the surgery be kept a secret. Awakening after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality & that the first rose was from him. "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery" "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." |