Weekend Shopping!

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    Phone rings...

    Girl: Hello.

    Guy: My love how are you doing?

    Girl: Am fine.

    Guy: Will you be free during the weekend, you come to my house?

    Girl: Am sorry, I can't make it because I will be attending my aunt's wedding and the next day I'l be busy, I'm so occupied.

    Guy: Oh! Ok, was just planning to take you out for shopping, surprise you with an iPhone5, then buy you a new dress and the brazzilian hair you've been asking for...

    Girl: I will be coming and I may even spend the whole weekend there if you want my love.

    Guy: What about the wedding?

    Girl: Which wedding, I was joking...

    Guy: Me too...
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