| There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused, they decided to give their boyfriends nicknames. So they asked the first girl what she called her boyfriend. And she says, "I call my man 7-up." They ask her," Why do you call your man that?" She says, "Because he's seven inches long and is always up." They ask the second girl what she calls her man. She says, "I call my man Mountain Dew." They ask, "Why do you call your man that?" She says, "Because he likes to Mount me and to Do me." They ask the third girl the same thing and she says, "I like to call my man Johnnie Walker." They look at her puzzled and say, "Why do you call your man that? Johnnie Walker is a Hard Liquor." Se says, "Exactly." |