A Girl or A Boy?

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    Two babies were lying in a blanket. The 1st baby to the 2nd, "Are you a girl or a boy?"

    2nd Baby: I don't know.

    1st Baby: OK wait, I shall go inside the blanket and check.

    After sometime, the 1st baby came out and said, "You're a girl and I am a boy"!

    2nd Baby: How did you come to know?

    1st Baby: It's because you're wearing pink socks and I'm wearing blue.
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    ..
    ...
    Moral: You better change your thinking like the kids. You see, they're innocent unlike you!
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