Deadbeat in a Bar

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    A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said, "No thanks, I don't drink, I tried it once but I didn't like it!"

    So the bartender said, "Well would you like a cigarette?"

    The man said, "No, I don't smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"

    The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No I don't like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it."

    "As a matter of fact I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting on my son!"

    The bartender said, "Your only son I presume!!"
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