Girls Love to Shop

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    First Girl: Yesterday me and my boyfriend went for a date. I knew today was the big night.

    Second Girl: really ? Wow. What happened next?

    First Girl: He took me to his apartment. He kissed me gently and groped me from behind.

    Second Girl: Wowww... then?

    First Girl: Then he put his hand inside my skirt and caressed me down there.

    Second Girl: You are so lucky... what next??

    First Girl: He then unbuttoned the first button of my new red top that I got from Pantaloons the day before...

    Second Girl: You got a new top?

    First Girl: Yes it was on sale. I even bought a jeans.

    Second Girl: Is the sale still on?

    First Girl: Yes, come let's go shopping...
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