It's All About Marketing

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    A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Little Johhny, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"

    She yells, "Whose Little Johhny?"

    A kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm Little Johhny."

    "Well, Johhny, your staying after school!"

    The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."
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    Second Girl: Really? Wow! What happened next?
    First Girl: He took me...
  • The Wedding Night! In a party a manager proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
    Supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times...
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