| Boy: I'm coming to see you honey, I don't care about the high gas prices or nothing, I'm coming no matter what. Girl: Awwww Okay I'm fine love, get ready baby. Boy: I love you, I can't wait to see you. I'm getting ready to leave now. Girl: Okay but honey I'm on my periods, just letting you know in case... Boy: My car just blew up, I can't come to see you. Girl: Get your friend to take you, like he always does. Boy: He got shot by armed robbers so I can't come, I'm sorry. Girl: Oh never mind, I'm not on my periods. My panties are just looking too red. Boy: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart. Girl: Shit! I'm really on my periods. Just did not notice the blood. Boy: Damn!!!!!!!, he has been shot again, I won't come!!!! |