| A secretary complaining with friend about her Boss: He is so crazy about SEX! He tells me to do 'LAPTOP' & then 'DESKTOP' position followed by 'SPREADSHEET FORMAT'. He tells me to 'Convert' his 'SOFT DISC' into 'HARD DISC' & he installs'ANTI-VIRUS' to 'ENTER' & 'SCROLLS' it in my 'C-DRIVE' till it 'EJECTS'. Once I tried to 'ESC' but he caught and 'SHIFTED' me to his 'HOME' where he started pressing my 'BACKSPACE' saying-let us 'RESTART' again! He threatens to keep me on 'STAND-BY' position if I refuse. Many times he works without 'CAPS-LOCK' & crashes my 'SYSTEM' until he 'LOGS-IN' and Looses his 'Ctrl'. The process continues till I 'ZIP' him and 'SHUTDOWN' his 'MAIN SYSTEM'. But he doesn't know that the final 'PRINT-OUT' of all this 'DATA' will be handed over to him by me within a few months... |