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    A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening.

    "I'm so horny that I can't stand it." she said.

    "I want to go out, get drunk & get laid. Are you free tonight?"

    "Yes!" he replied enthusiastically.

    "Wonderful." she said. "Would you watch my kids?
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