Secrets of a Long and Happy Life!

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    A single woman, who retired just a few months back, walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood.

    "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.

    "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.

    "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

    "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

    "Twenty-six," he said.
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