| 72 year old man has a physical exam. Dr. says, "You re in amazingly good health -- there s not a thing wrong with you. How old was your father when he died?" The man says, "Did I say my father was dead? He s 91 years old and in perfect health." Dr: "That s incredible. Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?" Man: "Did I say my grandfather was dead? He s 108 and in great shape. In fact he got married last month." Dr: "Amazing. But what would possess a man 108 years old to want to get married?" Man: "Did I say he wanted to get married?" |