| An atheist was fishing in Scotland one day when his boat was suddenly attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. The boat capsized and the man was tossed skywards. As he flew through the air towards the monster's open mouth, he screamed, "Oh God, help me!" Immediately everything was frozen in place. The ferocious attack stopped and the atheist was left suspended in mid-air. A booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!" "Come on God, give me a break," said the man. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!" |