Antique Collectors!

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    A Columbian, Russian, Arab and a Parsi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors Dinner.

    Columbian Drug Lord, "I have loads of money.... I want to buy world's rarest 10 Pens."

    Russian, "I am a billionaire... I want to buy the world's 20 antique watches."

    Arab Says, "That's nuthin, I am a rich prince... I intend to purchase world's top 50 Antique cars."

    Then they wait for the Parsi to speak...

    He stirs his Tea, bites into his Bun Maska, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip, leans back with hands on the head and softly says, "I am not Selling."
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