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    Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.

    They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.

    Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

    So he announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life."

    Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."

    The whole audience including priest started laughing.... But not the poor groom!
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