Then again, maybe you are too old...

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    The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed hysterically at the funeral service of her seventy-five-year-old husband. She confided in a friend, "We had such a happy marriage for the three months it lasted. Every Sunday morning he would make love to me, keeping time with the rhythm of the church bells." She sobbed again, then added, "If that fire engine hadn t clanged by, he d be alive today."
  • Tension in the Bank In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, 'Just what the hell you are doing?' 'Well,' said the guy, 'you see, I`m a...
  • The Nuns are at it again ! Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers, before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading
  • Fouled Proposal Banta fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her. After much thinking he asked, 'Sujata, would you like to be the mother of my children ?'
    Sujata replied, 'Why
  • Let`s Play- Old Maid There were two old-maid sisters ... both virgins. It`s Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, 'I`m not going to die a virgin... I`m going out and I`m not coming home until I`ve been laid!'
  • Dance Ballerina! This large, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless, stained sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a quite unshaven armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar. 'What damn gentleman around here will buy this young lady a drink?' she demands in a deep, gravelly
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