Sex & Superheroes

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    It's annual superheroes new year's party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting.

    All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed.

    "Whats up?" asked Batman.

    "Well I was upstairs looking for the toilet and I passed the bedroom and saw Wonder Women naked on the bed and moaning and groaning. I started feeling randy and thought what the hell and jumped on top of her!"

    "Was she surprised?" asked Spiderman.

    "Yes but not as surprised as The Invisible Man!"
  • Medical Statistics It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
    One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
    The average man`s penis is three times the length of his thumb...
  • Family Planning in Pakistan After having their 11th child, a Pathan couple decided that enough is enough, as they couldn`t afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn`t want to have any more children...
  • The Secret Lover A woman was having sex during the day with her secret lover, while her husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom`s wardrobe to watch...
  • No Ride for Anyone A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car...
  • Cigarettes and Tampons A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
    The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he looking for a box of tampons for his wife...
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